We’ve reached the end of our little journey, my friends. From all of us at The Branch we wish you and yours a very Merry Christmas! We’ll leave you with a little White Noise…
We’re hoping Santa has enough stamina to make it to every home this Christmas Eve so we’re leaving him an 8th Wonder Rocket Fuel Vietnamese Coffee Porter to recharge his battery on his long journey! And at 4.6% abv he won’t get too smashed before making it to your house!
Sweet Sally Struthers! Are we only on Day 10? Let’s get this over with… Brash Brewing is a favorite of ours. The attitude, the beers… uh… I guess that’s it really. We just like their attitude and beers. They were founded by future cult leader and all-around handsome guy, Ben Fullelove. So good luck finding himRead more about DAY 10: Twelve Days of Beermas[…]
Almost missed this one. Been doing the Brazos Valley Brewing Company #13thcanchallenge all day and I got fell asleep watching Murder She Wrote on VHS. (Mmmmmmm….. Angela Lansbury.) When I came to I saw that I had been writing letters to Santa so I snapped a pic. Seriously though – he needs to bring meRead more about DAY 8? 9? : TWELVE DAYS OF BEERMAS[…]
We wanted to get the finest Fraser Fir Christmas tree money and power could buy! But then we remembered we have no money, less power and an uninhabitable bar! So we went with the next best thing! The finest Live Oak Brewing Company Christmas tree Texas has to offer! And if we do say soRead more about DAY 7: TWELVE DAYS OF BEERMAS[…]
“I was gonna clean my room until I got high…” Our Elf (Merry Jane) got high as a kite and started pole dancing on our bottle of Independence Brewing Co. Stash. They have been proudly brewing craft beer for independent thinkers and independent drinkers since 2004 in Austin, Texas. Have a Merry (Jane) Christmas, everybody!
It’s “Answer the Phone like Buddy the Elf Day!” Simply answer the phone and say “(Insert your Name) the Elf, what’s your favorite color.” Amanda’s favorite color is pink and Adelbert’s Brewery Hibiscus Saison is the color she prefers to drink today. #12daysofbeermas #craftbeer #beerstagram #thebranch #saison #adelberts#beerporn #AnswerThePhoneLikeBuddyTheElfDay
Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but elves prefer#Blondines! This tart little number from New Braunfels Brewing Co. will be nice and gentle with you at 4.9% abv and her 17 IBUs mean she’s not a bitter gal by any means. Now that you’re all hot & bothered go grab yourself a Blondine of your own! AndRead more about DAY 4: TWELVE DAYS OF BEERMAS[…]
Happy National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day! You know what can help with the Ugly? A delicious glass of Buffalo Bayou Brewing Co.’s Gingerbread Stout! At 10.2% it’ll wipe the Ugly off any sweater you happen to be staring at. Mmmmmmm…….beer makes things pretty….. National Ugly Christmas Sweater Day occurs on the third Friday of December, givingRead more about DAY 3: Twelve Days of Beermas[…]
What’s Beermas without an Elf on a Shelf? Today we find our adorable little pixie sitting happily between two bottles from No Label Brewing, our brewing friends out in Katy. They were founded back in 2009 by Brian “Royo with Cheese” Royo and “Banana Jen” Royo. How can you not love people with such ridiculous nicknames?Read more about DAY 2: Twelve Days of Beermas[…]